Let me Tell you a Story.....WITH a Moral

[Patrick Long]

This is a story of tortoise of a wise age, 12 years old as a matter of fact, boss of the yard, grazer of all.
He had no girl, no friends, just a yard, a yard and a piece of old trampoline frame.
As time passed his fondness for his only yard pal, said trampoline frame, grew and grew, til one day...they were more than friends.
The sun was high in the sky and they had a picnic...he brought grass....she brought metal couplings and a few rivets.
The mood was there, the time was right.
He went for it!
All his might was thrust into showing his love to this frame.
Honking like an elephant in the jungle, raising his back feet off the ground, him and his best friend became lovers.

They remained lovers for the longest time, an elderly 15 minutes, then a greater force tried to separate them.............

























































.....AND I FREAKIN STUCK MY HAND RIGHT IN THE TORTOISE SPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Freakie_frog]

baaaaaaaa haaaaaa

[HeartAche]

LMAO... Man thats just nasty!!!! Did you get any pictures of him in the act? If so you should enter it in the photo of the month contest lol

[Nate]

LOL. Pat the sperm wrangler.

[stratus_020202]

LOL!! You really need to put a notice on this saying, "you might want to wait until you get home to read it. Not in a quiet office with the only noise to muffle your laughs are people typing away on their keyboards."

Oh, I just can't stop laughing...........!

[wilomn]

Spermiuss Pattimuss, masteruss of tortoise maniplationuss with guarenteedicuss happy endingicuss.

[twistedtails]

......You know that stuff is of no use to you right Pat?

[Montessa Python]

lmao
bleh

[dsirkle]

Pattimus interruptus.

[Jyson]

LMAO

Looks like the Tortoise got the jump on you.