This is a story of tortoise of a wise age, 12 years old as a matter of fact, boss of the yard, grazer of all.
He had no girl, no friends, just a yard, a yard and a piece of old trampoline frame.
As time passed his fondness for his only yard pal, said trampoline frame, grew and grew, til one day...they were more than friends.
The sun was high in the sky and they had a picnic...he brought grass....she brought metal couplings and a few rivets.
The mood was there, the time was right.
He went for it!
All his might was thrust into showing his love to this frame.
Honking like an elephant in the jungle, raising his back feet off the ground, him and his best friend became lovers.

They remained lovers for the longest time, an elderly 15 minutes, then a greater force tried to separate them.............

























































.....AND I FREAKIN STUCK MY HAND RIGHT IN THE TORTOISE SPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!