I thought I saw you pounding "sand" but, and I must ask most humbly, please keep your special and no doubt .....desirable(?) love to yourself.
I fear I am not man enough to shoulder that burden in a fashion that would not shame you, the giver, of such a wonderous present.
Well then just make sure you stay outta Big Gunns way, otherwise he may be forced to give you "such a wondrous present".....whether you're "man enough" or not.