Bored In Class...

[jdwatermann]

So i was bored in my History 370 Class and threw this together...

"I got a new girl, the only girl for me.
She is 4ft long and a royal BP.
She is quiet and cool and never talks back,
As of right now she has my life on track.
Her name is “Mojo” and she is a hit:,
She is my girl and that is legit.
Now that I’ve got her I’m done dating and wasting my time,
Why the heck do you think I’m writing this rhyme.
So girls if you want to date me,
You better sign us up for Tool Academy.
I won’t date again for a really long time
Cause right now I’m living in my prime.
So I know now after writing this verse,
That with “Mojo” by my side nothing will ever get worse."

[SDballp]

nothing will ever get worse.. that means next to mojo is the worst possible thing there can be? :/

stay in school
(just givin u a hard time)

[Elise.m]

Tool academy, lmao...

[Eventide]

HAHAHAHA! Love it.

[jdwatermann]

nothing will ever get worse.. that means next to mojo is the worst possible thing there can be? :/

stay in school
(just givin u a hard time)

LOL you can tell i didnt proof read it...lol

[Vypyrz]

Here is one I posted a while back...

Twas the night before Friday,
and all through the house.
Not a creature was stirring,
especially no mouse.
At my computer,
In T-shirt and sweats.
Browsing the threads,
on BP.net.
When what to my sensitive nose should appear,
The smell of fresh poo, yuck, gross, oh! Dear.
It doesn't smell sweet, fragrant or fruity,
before bed, now, I must do my duty.
Chlorhexadine, substrate, and Provent-a-Mite,
see you all tomorrow, no more BP.net tonight...