This is good for a lol...

[ilovemyballs]

My snake pooped on me.
Not just poop, pee, and poop.
He was wrapped around my neck 360 degrees.
I just got out of the shower.

Oh btw...
Ewwwwww.
lol

[sg1trogdor]

been there. HAd my 2400 gram female...relieve herself on me it wasn't exactly what I would call pleasant.

[pythontricker]

I was just sexing a friends snake the other day, I noticed she looked like she was going to pee (all swollen at the tail), the pressure of the popping method squirted pee in my eye. Yumm

[snakesRkewl]

I was just sexing a friends snake the other day, I noticed she looked like she was going to pee (all swollen at the tail), the pressure of the popping method squirted pee in my eye. Yumm

HaHa, been there, and yeah, slightly to moderately disgusting...

[Big Gunns]

When an 18 foot Retic does it to you, then you all can complain. One shower doesn't work after that.

[CoolioTiffany]

That's happened to me twice LOL.

One time I was playing video games or watching tv (can't remember) and I had my female Ball python on my stomach. I probably thought she was going to relieve herself sometime that night, but didn't think too much of it. So, while watching tv/playing video games I felt something wet on my stomach. I looked down and found that Candice pissed on me. A LOT.

Also, another time I had my male & female Ball python outside with me and I was walking around my neighborhood in the morning. As I was walking home, I felt something dripping on my feet (was wearing sandals) so I looked down to find Monty peeing A LOT on me, and I walked about 20 feet with him just pissing all over the place. LOL.. when I got back to my house I was going to give them a bath together and right when I lift up Monty I noticed he was trying to take a dump on my bed.

[DarkComeSoon]

That's happened to me twice LOL.

One time I was playing video games or watching tv (can't remember) and I had my female Ball python on my stomach. I probably thought she was going to relieve herself sometime that night, but didn't think too much of it. So, while watching tv/playing video games I felt something wet on my stomach. I looked down and found that Candice pissed on me. A LOT.

Also, another time I had my male & female Ball python outside with me and I was walking around my neighborhood in the morning. As I was walking home, I felt something dripping on my feet (was wearing sandals) so I looked down to find Monty peeing A LOT on me, and I walked about 20 feet with him just pissing all over the place. LOL.. when I got back to my house I was going to give them a bath together and right when I lift up Monty I noticed he was trying to take a dump on my bed.

You were playing on ur xbox 360 I have a good memory

[CoolioTiffany]

You were playing on ur xbox 360 I have a good memory

LOL now that I think about it, I remember it was on the Xbox. I remember I stopped what I was doing and looked down to find she was peeing on me LOL.

[mpkeelee]

LOL last night i had my snake out just watchin him crawl around the edge of the room. then he laid the biggest terd i have ever seen from a snake right on the carpet. my wife almost puked lol

[CoolioTiffany]

LOL last night i had my snake out just watchin him crawl around the edge of the room. then he laid the biggest terd i have ever seen from a snake right on the carpet. my wife almost puked lol

Hahah!! That is golden right there. When Monty was trying to take a dump on my bed I just put him on a towel and let him take a dump on the towel.. then after that just as he finished and I was going to put him in the tub with Candice, Candice takes a dump in the tub..