Oh, no no no. I just asked one of the vendors if they wouldn't mind checking for me and didn't seem to mind at all. Much easier than traveling several towns over to find a herp vet, and then PAY just to know the sex of your animal.
0.1 '09 Normal Ball Python - Sheva
1.0 Crested Gecko - Sol
1.0 SHTCTB Leopard Gecko - Paradox
1.0 Cockatiel - Mo (Mohawk)
0.1 Peachfaced Lovebird - Bean
0.2 Mischievous, long-haired cats - Moxxi and Azura
And 1.0 incredible, loving husband.