i get the normal questions about them killing me or my dogs
the you're strange stuff
i also get the you must be into witch craft or something.
where are your tats at, you dont look like a freak that would have snakes.

the real kicker though is the fact that i'm 43 and single

(keeping this clean) why would you want to keep those things when you can have a real snake.

i also get the whole do you kill your x-boyfriends and cut em up to feed your snakes ?

(and yes i admit it i have told a few of the idiots that i have )