LOL ok i got one that will apply to this forum
bad guy: Joanna!! Did u kno there was a razorback in my truck? Did ya?
-joanna nods-
bad guy: Did ya?
-joanna shakes her head-
bad guy: There was a razorback in my truck! Now, u quit playing around and do ur job, u 4-legged python!

left a name in there as a hint
this was also a favorite back in the day haha