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    Funny Story

    So I haven't really been active on the forums in a while. Just the other day, I had an interesting experience. So I was at a friend's house last week and went to pop a ball python. It I was just going about my business, and when I went to push down by the vent a stream of urine shot out of the vent right into my eye! Its like the snake knew exactly where to aim and it got a bullseye(or a humaneye I guess)! At that point I decided not to finish what I was doing and leave the snake alone.

    Does anyone else have any funny or interesting stories that have happened to them?

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    Re: Funny Story

    Quote Originally Posted by knott00 View Post
    So I haven't really been active on the forums in a while. Just the other day, I had an interesting experience. So I was at a friend's house last week and went to pop a ball python. It I was just going about my business, and when I went to push down by the vent a stream of urine shot out of the vent right into my eye! Its like the snake knew exactly where to aim and it got a bullseye(or a humaneye I guess)! At that point I decided not to finish what I was doing and leave the snake alone.

    Does anyone else have any funny or interesting stories that have happened to them?



    Beto does. I think the same thing just happened to him in another thread...
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    Re: Funny Story

    YEA i was popping my male spider and before sucess i got like two shots ov urine right under my chin....a lil bit higher and i wouldve ate urate xD
    0.1 Normal Het Albino
    0.1 Spider Het Lavender Albino
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    Re: Funny Story

    Quote Originally Posted by Beto510 View Post
    a lil bit higher and i wouldve ate urate xD


    0.1 Normal Ball Python
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    Re: Funny Story

    Quote Originally Posted by Beto510 View Post
    YEA i was popping my male spider and before sucess i got like two shots ov urine right under my chin....a lil bit higher and i wouldve ate urate xD
    Sounds like you missed a chance at a fine dining experience.

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