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Noun 1. Loch Ness - a lake in the Scottish highlands; the largest body of fresh water in Great Britain.

Scotland - one of the four countries that make up the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland; located on the northern part of the island of Great Britain; famous for bagpipes, plaids, kilts, whisky and bad tempered hairy people.

Loch Ness monster, Nessie - a large aquatic animal supposed to resemble a serpent or plesiosaur of Loch Ness in Scotland. Shamelessly used by the locals as a way of relieving tourists of their money since St Colomba ( a well known Irish rammy-merchant ) reportedly did his Caesar Milan impression on it in the 6th century.

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