if u have his phone number(i think u said you do) u can look up and arnold schwarzenneger soundboard and bother him with it until he gets the idea. imagine:
arnold: "hello cutie pie"
"how are you?"
him: who is this?
arnold: "im detective john kimball"
"can i speak to the drug dealer of the house please?"
him: i dont do no drugs
arnold: "you lie!!"
you get the idea. my friends and i did this to another friend of ours and it was hilarious.