We have Burrito Bandito, here in Seattle. Omigaw it's sooooo good. I don't know what they put in their burrito sauce, but I have the strong suspicion that it's magic and drugs. Not necessarily in that order.

I think it's actually called Bandito's, but we can't help but call it Burrito Bandito.


Out of the choices listed, I likes me the Chipotle the best, but I've only ever eaten there a handful of times. The calories scare the bajeebers out of me. See, Burrito Bandito doesn't list theirs, so ya know, it's safe.

Taco Time is my guilty pleasure. Even though it's like Mexican food filtered through the wild imaginations of yuppie suburbanites. Still don't know why their "sour cream" is actually ranch dressing. But still delicious.

If you're ever in Salt Lake City, there's a joint called the Red Iguana. Look it up online and watch the Diners Drive-ins and Dives clip on it. It's absolutely MAGNIFICENT Mexican food. For reals.