Most Ridiculous Herp Stories

[Royal Morphz]

well i was at home on BP.net then my firends they are girls come in screamin i am like whats up there follow me i am k so a few mins later i see a lizard not any lizard a leopard gecko i am like he is fine i go 2 cacth it and he bits me so then i finaly cacth him and ia m walkin down the street and then the owners are like you found him i am like who they are like we let him go can we have him back i say no cuzz you let him go in MARYLAND!!!!!!!! and he wolud die and i walk away and i have him 2day he is great

Great story. It's been bugging me since the first post you made. Are you aware that you miss-spelled you user name? If not I'm sure a mod can fix it for you. If you did it on purpose I do appologize.