Quote Originally Posted by DutchHerp View Post
I generally ask girls if they want to touch my balls. Both of them.

Later, Matt
I lol'd.

I think my interest in reptiles scares those silly boys away. This one guy I tried talking to at work instantly started to ignore me when he learned that I feed cute little mice to my cute little python. I MEAN GOSH WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT THAT.

When I went to an expo one time, I totally talked to this one guy my age who was helping his father (a breeder) with his table...and we totally hit it off...and I totally forgot to ask for an email address or something.

...I am so slick in the ways of lurve.

And I would like to point out it is uber cute there are some real couples here. It makes me smile.