Stories of when your BP defecated or peed on you? :]

[Danounet]

Well I have 3 stories...

1st - My pastel peed on my stomach when I was laying down in bed and he was in my chest. He almost pooped on me too, but I ran and put him on his tub before he pooped.

2nd - Axanthic made a HUGE pee in my square black rug that I use for my drum set. Took a while to clean it and a few days for the smell to go away.

3rd - My normal decided to pee on my bed when I put her down in it for 5 secs to grab something from my PC desk.

Thats it so far...

[CoolioTiffany]

Well I have 3 stories...

1st - My pastel peed on my stomach when I was laying down in bed and he was in my chest. He almost pooped on me too, but I ran and put him on his tub before he pooped.

2nd - Axanthic made a HUGE pee in my square black rug that I use for my drum set. Took a while to clean it and a few days for the smell to go away.

3rd - My normal decided to pee on my bed when I put her down in it for 5 secs to grab something from my PC desk.

Thats it so far...

Hopefully that's all that happens, it isn't fun being peed on or getting pee on your stuff. I set my Corn snake down for oh a good 10 seconds on my bed to go check on Candice and when I move over the comforter to pick him up I found a nice, huge, fresh present that he left on my bed for me to clean up. Not that nice of a Corn snake now is it lol. Though, I've been musked on numerous times from dealing with those colubrids (Kings and Milks). Hope my Hog doesn't decide musking on me would be fun D:

[gp_dragsandballs]

I've never been peed on so far but my red tail boa covers 3/4 of her 41gt tub when she pees. Its worse when she poos, like cleaning up after a rottweiler.

[CoolioTiffany]

I've never been peed on so far but my red tail boa covers 3/4 of her 41gt tub when she pees. Its worse when she poos, like cleaning up after a rottweiler.

Lmao wow. Why did I buy a boa that will get 7-8 ft. long.. big poops= nasty. Though, it doesn't gross me out.. just.. it's going to be A LOT to clean!

[ashleigh92088]

Oh gosh I just bought my first snake ever two days ago and reading all of the things everyone is writing I'm like WTH was I thinking. Lol

[BiggBaddWolf]

I guess I have been lucky because that has never happened to me, but my ex sister in law had a ball python and he did his business on her one time...oh well she deserved it...!!!!!!!!

[CoolioTiffany]

I guess I have been lucky because that has never happened to me, but my ex sister in law had a ball python and he did his business on her one time...oh well she deserved it...!!!!!!!!

Lol that's funny. I love it when I see the most embarrassing things happen to people from a snake's doing such as defecating on them, peeing on them, biting them, going into shirts and pants, going places where the snake isn't supposed to be lol.. just everything that would be embarrassing. I just can't help at laughing, and I feel so bad for it to embarrass the person even more.

[JUNKyardHOE]

I know this is an older thread but my bp peed on me while i was watching tv with my parents... it was very cold and tingly not to mention a little embarassing

[bad-one]

I've had my pastel boy (seemed a bit constipated) literally shoot a urate a few feet once i removed some shed from around his lower tail and vent. Craziest thing I've seen (aside from the solid 7in long turd he made when he was less than 1000g).

Between my two boys I'd say we've had about 8-10 incidents of pee/poop being generated outside the cage... but that's a guy for you, the world is their toilet! (Unfortunately it's girls like me who have to clean up after them)

[Eventide]

Ahh, yes, the sudden cold, damp feeling.... I know it well.

1. Two friends and I were walking, and we each had one of my snakes. Tungsten (VPI Axanthic) had decided to stick his tail in my shirt...and then poop in it.

2. Just a couple weeks ago, I had my ~1500 gram female out, and though I thought it looked like she had to go soon, I decided to keep her out. Big mistake! She peed all over me...and though I wanted to rush her to the bathroom or her tank, I didn't want to drip it all over. So...I just let her go. My goodness, they sure can pee a lot!!! I had to try really hard to keep it from getting on the chair! Yeah, those clothes got soaked for a long time.