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http://madison.craigslist.org/pet/1293672704.html

Emperor orders IMMEDIATE kitten recall (Palace on the 4th Seal)
Date: 2009-07-28, 10:29PM CDT
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It has come to the emperor's attention that the six kittens recently given away for adoption are linked to the gates separating the underworld from our world. In order to ensure the kittens' safety, the emperor kindly requests that all recent kitten adopters email the palace immediately with their relevant contact information. Those who comply will receive compensation in the form of silver coins and not being sent to secret prison.

If any ninjas come to your home claiming to be with the Palace Kitten Collection Service, be aware that this is a scam, as the practice of ninjitsu is still illegal throughout the empire and in no way endorsed by our godlike leader.

In order for the transition process to occur smoothly, please observe the following precautions:
1. Do not let ninjas into your home under ANY circumstance, even if they insist they are only bringing you candy.
2. Never send kittens using the postal service.
Wow i wonder if my cat needs to be recalled .Thats a good one .I wonder how many idiots are going to fall for this one