It's like if someone posts here about their snake not pooping, it immediately poops and makes them look silly for posting about it in the first place.
Psssttt.... <whispering so I'll perhaps sound less of an idiot> ...We've had our Patriot for 2 weeks now and I still don't know what snake poop looks like.
If it's any consolation, I can see the bite. How many stitches did that require?