Favorite mixed drink?

[PythonWallace]

Sorry to change the subject, but something that I hate seeing more than anything else at a place where alcohol is served, is seeing some snooty broad, or even worse, some cross-eyed meat head ordering a delicious alcohol, than adding, "and cranberry", or "and 7-Up", or "and coke", or "and lemonade".

If you want a vodka and cranberry, or a whiskey and coke, etcetera, etcetera, don't get the $9 a shot, top shelf, delicious spirits. You don't look cool, and you definitely can't taste the difference between an Absolut and cranberry and Sprite, and a Grey Goose and Cranberry and Sprite, or a Johnny Walker Black Label and Coke and a Jim Beam and Coke. I'm not saying that people should get the house or bottom shelf spirit when they order a cocktail, but to order a delicious spirit, that deserves to be savored either on it's own, or with a splash of water, and dilute it with a bunch of fruity, syrupy, sugary crap makes you look like a freaking dipspit. That drives me absolutely crazy when I see that.

Sorry, back to the topic.