Tonic tastes like urine!

I have a few favorites. Drinking is one of my many hobbies.

V.O. and water
Crown and ice cubes
Jack and a splash of water
V.O. Gold and ice cubes
Jack and ginger
Jack and club soda
Absolute and club soda with a lime
Vox and a tsp of olive juice, chilled
Vox and a glass, chilled
Kettle One and a glass, chilled
Kettle One and a lime wedge
Jack and chocolate milk
V.O. and chocolate milk
Grey Goose, chilled with a tsp of olive juice
Coffee and Jack
Coffee, cream and Absolut
Pilsner Urquell, 151, and Strawberry Kiwi Boones Farm, served in a beer bong in that order