Quote Originally Posted by Ladydragon View Post
excellent post Jo. I can relate so well with your "news report". My household consists of 2 adults, 3 children, ages are 12, 4, and 2. There is one dog and 12 snakes (10 bp's, 2 corns). And to illustrate, while I am typing this the 4 and 2 year old are rough housing on the couch and have just been told to stop before someone falls off and gets hurt. see, no snakes involved.
Heck Doris the other day my family was hurrying to get out the door to go somewhere or other. Everyone was bouncing around, grabbing shoes and so forth. Poor young Michael tried to get past me to exit the front door, I turned at the wrong time to grab my purse and basically hipchecked the poor kid right into the door handle. Got a nasty bump right near his eye too the poor kiddo.

Apparently my hips are now on the list of things dangerous to my family.