<grammar police>HAAA ... Well i wuz watching sum ufo crap on tv were they believe area 51 has an underground station were they conduct exp. I think it wuz area 51 ... Well where ever that dulce mesa is .... I was trip'n mannnn ... They say its 7 layers down ... 6 level is know'n as hells hall or sum kinda thing like that, its were "aliens work on humans and humans work on aliens" cutting them up or what not ... Has anybody seen this or wut???
Sir, I am going to need for you to step away from the keyboard. It appeared to me that based on your grammar that you might perhaps be under the influence.
Sir, I am going to have to run some field sobriety tests on you. Please type the alphabet forwards in lower case and forwards in upper case. Once you do that I will need you to type the alphabet backwards in lower and upper case.
Lastly, you will need to type out the lyrics to "Mary had a little lamb" in proper grammar.
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