LOL, you think looking at a fat momma is hard? wait until you are staring at 7 fat eggs!!!! I talk to them every day, and they don't even talk back or acknowledge me!!!! Rude little buggers... must be the parents. There is one little one that kinda looks like spalding from the movie castaway, because of ink from the newspaper. He seems to be the most polite out of the bunch... but is very moody.

(Day 33 of staring at eggs)