Ohhhh crap! I can't find my aluminum-foil helmet...I know I put it down around here somewhere! I do have my goggles on, though...that keep me from being hypnotized by the government through my computer screen!
Ahhh...there it is...right under the pile of papers that prove the moon landings were faked and my actual authentic portrait painting of a space alien!I need to get that puppy framed!
Chemtrails.... ~sigh~ ...I'll have to cover a gasmask in foil so it matches my helmet. The things we go through as slaves to fashion!