$3,000 to properly care for a fire belly toad?! A humidifier hooked up to the cage? Because a 20g vivarium can't hold humidity without a humidifier, and you can't get a humidifier for $15 or anything. And we all know that everyone who owns a large python has lost their family dog and infant.

Maybe we'd be better off not pointing possible crazies toward places to show emphatic knee-JERK support for the bill, and just pass it along to people and places that are known to appreciate animals and have some common sense. Dogs and cats are responsible for 1000x more injuries and deaths in the U.S. than reptiles, be they native, non-native or captive.