Quote Originally Posted by eulenspiegel View Post
Smacking someone with an Aluminum baseball bat is considered assault last time I checked. Correct me if I am wrong please because in that case I am getting a bat. Then I will have some fun encounters with certain people *Cough**Cough*Dutch*Cough*
What happened to being able to defend yourself and your belongings? My sister just sent me a big wooden moose figurine. Hn. I wonder if I smacked someone breaking in with that, if that'd be assault too. Teehee. Assault with a deadly moose!