Not that the Mods need any help, but SERIOUSLY? C'mon.
Get your current snakes separated in their own respective quarantines first and foremost. Your snakes are what we're trying to help you with, right? I'm sure we could have e-etiquette classes, but then I'd have to dress up for those, and unless it's a concert, Melanie does NOT dress up!
And don't poke Slim. He will claw your face up and leave you scarred for life. We'd like our new members to survive him.
Now, what else can we do for you?
I'm sure Slim's gonna laugh at that when he reads it.
MH
Who the hell is Pat?
"Pattimuss doesn't run, he prances most delicately, like a beautiful but sad fairy, winged and capped, curly toed shoes on each foot, dancing on dewdrops while lazy crickets play soft music for him to keep time by...." - Wes
Originally Posted by Melicious
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