Quote Originally Posted by littleindiangirl View Post
The first time we heard our snakes fart reminded me of something hacking up a fur ball. Turns out it was explosive farting with a little juice after a big poo. (can we say splash marks?)

The next time I heard it, it sounded like a horse blowing and chuffing (? no idea what thats called, right after they neigh).

Both times it was loud enough to wake me up in the middle of the night.

I think this might have been what happened because upon further inspection he did poop, so he was probably just... farting? And scared himself... oh, yes, my Stan is special.