Chuck Norris doesn't build racks. He simply walks into the hardware store and all the lumber assembles itself out of shear terror
Chuck Norris has a large rattlesnake collection. He milks their venom, then procedes to crack an osterich egg into the glass, and drink it for breakfast.
Ralph Davis used to be the best ball python breeder around, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him into a glacier.
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