Um... Just walked in to this.
W.T.F...





There are 4 things going on here. 1, he managed to get newspaper pieces in his water bowl, AGAIN, after I just changed it a few hours ago. 2, he dumped his water bowl and pushed all his hides to one side. 3, he decided his wet, newspaper covered water bowl would make a great hide... And 4, he managed to get newsprint stains all over his head.

Me =

No matter what freaking substrate I put down, this guy manages to mess it up!! AHHHHHHH!!! He likes to burrow so I like to have some crumpled pieces in there so he doesn't get too bored... But he KEEPS dumping them in his water bowl, continually... I think he is trying to drive me nuts!

If anyone else has a mischevious corn like this, what substrate do you use...?