Now tell us the part you left out, you know, the part where you and your hoodlum friends were loitering, looking like the miscreants you are, making vile comments to the girls, flexing your muscles, smarting off to guys who were wimps or alone, generally making yourselves just the type of person to scare a kindly old lady so badly that she passes out from fear.

Tell us about that part, Pattimus......

Ok, good job and well done. Seriously.