Ladies and Gentlemen, do not, I repeat, do not do as I do...

I was holding Froley, my year old ball python, while watching a nice new episode of Dirty Jobs on Discovery Channel. Froley was being his usual curious self, slithering around my arms and neck. Eventually, he found his way into my sweatshirt sleave. He found a nice warm dark place to nap up by my arm pit. Here we are, minding our own business, human watching tv, snake napping in a warm soft cave. Froley must of gotten uncomfortable by my arm, so he moved out of my sleave, and down to my side (now between my sweatshirt and t-shirt.) He hung around that area for a while, then popped his head out near my chest. As he slithered out and up around my neck, I noticed a nasty stench. Hmm, no wonder he wanted to get out of there, he made it smell in there... um wait... he made it smell in there? What did he do? OOOOHHHHHH CRAP!!! Literally! Froley left a nice big juicy poo in my shirt! I could now feel the wetness all over my side! YUCK!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, beware of letting your snakes under your clothing, especially for long periods of time, lest you end up with a poopy surprize like I did.

Happy Friday to you all.

-Jeff