BAM! In your face like a 278 lbs 38 year old man driving down the NJ turnpike in the middle of the night dead asleep … here is is!

TOP TEN reasons why YOU should be in 8 Ball Chat (http://chat.8ballpythons.com) tonight at 9PM EST ….

10. Jamie will be there … will his new love join us? Pop in to find out.

9. 12 shopping days until Christmas? I haven’t even gotten into the Christmas spirit yet … stop by and talk about the holidays or complain about them … whatever.

8. Lets all make fun of NEW Jas … maybe we can get him to crack and show us what we’ve all been missing!

7. I’m due for a rant … tonight I’ll fill you in on some of the horrible name dropping that I’ve witnessed on the boards lately … so called “breeders” pumping themselves up by making posts about who they know and who they sell animals to and who they talk about projects with … give me a break.

6. TWO WORDS … California Pat!!! The dude is funny! … Can’t wait to see how he’s doing this week.

5. Tyree will be there … always a good time when Tyree is around … he’ll be multi-tasking …. Between chat and FedEx tracking … shhhhhh.

4. Where has Bailey been? You double hettin son of a gun! …. Don’t make me drunk dial you brother!!!

3. Mike will be there to describe the scene from the Northern VA show over the weekend … he’s got the good gossip on some Bp.Netters!!! Don’t miss it!

2. Naked hotties are #2 this week … Susan and ReMe … always naked, always ready … and never willing to wear cheap iron on t-shirts … they make better dog chew toys anyway ... just sayin.

And the number one reason that YOU should be in 8 Ball Chat tonight (http://chat.8ballpythons.com) at 9PM EST is ….

1. TONIGHT, I WILL REVEAL SOMETHING THAT COULD GET ME KILLED!!! I WILL LET EVERYONE KNOW WHAT “logs” MEANS! BE THERE DONKEYS!!!

So if you're over 18 ... enjoy a good ribbing and some adult humor ... and can take getting your chops busted as well as giving back ... stop on in and join the usual crew of freaks, mutants, hotties, and tools! ... It's a real good time.

8 Ball Chat … tonight at 9pm EST … http://chat.8ballpythons.com … be there or as always MeMe will get you! (and if you do make it to chat and request it, she'll get you anyway)

Disclaimer: 8 Ball Chat is not associated, affiliated, or any other “ated” with www.ball-pythons.net … they are two completely different things.

Disclaimer #2: Read the chat rules before joining … No one under 18 … No business names as your ID … and if you have thin skin and come to chat you’ll probably get your feelings hurt … it’s definitely not a chat that’s “right” for everyone … but if you have thick skin and like to good around, it’s a hella good time!

Disclaimer #3: No animals have been, are, or will be hurt before, during, or after an 8 Ball Chat … can’t say the same about some feelings.

Disclaimer #4: The views of Jamie Glass are his and his only … if you hate me because of what comes out of that guys mouth, you’re an idiot.

-adam