Please check out these sites I was laughing my @$$ off! Especially the first one! Debunking Herpetological Myths.
http://webspinners.com/coloherp/cb-n...r/falacies.php


http://webspinners.com/coloherp/cb-n.../IcePython.php

http://webspinners.com/coloherp/cb-n...r/xmassong.php

My second fav.
http://webspinners.com/coloherp/cb-n...r/resolutn.php

http://webspinners.com/coloherp/cb-n...SalesPitch.php

These's are favs but if you haven't read the "you might be a herper" then click humor to the left those are funny but I think pretty much every one here has read them.