BAM! In your face like a guy in a XXXL yellow shirt that can’t wait to meet you! Here it is ….

TOP TEN reasons why YOU should be in 8 Ball Chat (http://chat.8ballpythons.com) tonight at 9PM EST ….

10. Jamie Glass will be there … he’ll have a list of everyone on the internet that he is smarter than … and then he’ll argue with everyone about it for days … maybe he’ll bring some friends with him?

9. Little Brad will be there to sing all of his favorite 311 songs … hopefully he’ll wear an all white suit and dance around with a top hat and cane as he does … (hey, you don’t know unless you ask!!!)

8. If we’re lucky, some breeders will drop in, post pictures of their snakes, and then PM anyone that gives them a compliment and ask them if they’re interested in buying … just sayin.

7. Tonight only! I’m going to feed an 06 butter to an 07 lesser and just get the whole argument over with! Be there to witness the event!

6. Jas “Darkside” Balls will hopefully show up and teach us how to breed male ball pythons while they’re still in the egg … that is of course unless he’s already in a car driving to Texas with a shotgun on his lap.

5. Sarah will be there … she got a present today! (and it wasn’t wine or shoes ;-) )

4. Hopefully some canucks will show up and talk about how they managed to steal all of the 7-11’s from Minnesota … and you thought they were all lazy … who knew?

3. Chantilly … 2 weeks … NO PLAN YET??? C’MON PEOPLE!!

2. Naked hotties are #2 AGAIN this week … Susan and Reme … always naked, always ready … (just trying to stop the hate mail)

And the number one reason that YOU should be in 8 Ball Chat tonight (http://chat.8ballpythons.com) at 9PM EST is ….

1. If I get really motivated, I just might have some truth that EVERYONE needs to hear … I’m tired of all of the wolves in sheeps clothing … it’s just “the lame”.

So if you're over 18 ... enjoy a good ribbing and some adult humor ... and can take getting your chops busted as well as giving back ... stop on in and join the usual crew of freaks, mutants, hotties, and tools! ... It's a real good time.

8 Ball Chat … tonight at 9pm EST … http://chat.8ballpythons.com … be there or as always MeMe will get you! (and if you do make it to chat and request it, she'll get you anyway)

Disclaimer: 8 Ball Chat is not associated, affiliated, or any other “ated” with www.ball-pythons.net … they are two completely different things.

Disclaimer #2: Read the chat rules before joining … No one under 18 … No business names as your ID … and if you have thin skin and come to chat you’ll probably get your feelings hurt … it’s definitely not a chat that’s “right” for everyone … but if you have thick skin and like to good around, it’s a hella good time!

Disclaimer #3: No animals have been, are, or will be hurt before, during, or after an 8 Ball Chat … can’t say the same about some feelings.

Disclaimer #4: The views of Jamie Glass are his and his only … if you hate me because of what comes out of that guys mouth, you’re an idiot.

-adam