Dear Momma Lynn, I really like Camp Hiss ~n~ Slither. They got lots of yummo rats for me to eat. Activities Director Jo says I'm a silly snake because I won't eat unless she covers my little house with a navy blue pillowcase. I love my pillowcase, Momma! Can I bring it home with me when I come to you?

I won the Best Shedder Award this week and I woulda won the Best Pooper award too but that big fat ball python Brannagh beat me out! Jo would have sent pictures this week but her camera thingy broke (I think that Brannagh sat on it maybe! )

I tried to do arts and crafts but Activities Director Jo just said I must not make pictures with my doodie, even if it was a darned good attempt at neo-classicism. Oh well there's always next time.

Camp Director Mike says I'm a very smart little snake. He taught me two things this week, Momma....





I dunno what that means but he gets a really evil grin on his face when he taught me this....he says you'll "appreciate it"????



Well that's all from camp this week. My tummy is full, I was a good eater this week *burp* Little rats are good to hug ever so tight! Miss ya but I'm having fun at Camp!

Love,

Morgaine the boa

(so you all don't think I'm losing my mind....we are snake sitting Lynn's lovely 07 hatchling boa and this is just my goofy little attempt at keeping her up-to-date on Morgaine's progress at "camp" )