Alright well... I figured it was time to give macro another try, so here is what I managed to come up with.
Probably shoulda put a shirt on to take this pic, she got some shiny eyes...
Still waitin for her next shed in hopes the rest of her boo-boo will be gone on her head.
"Yo Ben, imma gonna find you!"
Mhmm... tasty... NOT!!! go take a shower...
"I'm gonna be snooty! Heck, some people call me a royal python, so it's in my blood!"
"Look at those dimples, I may shed just fine, but LOOK AT THOSE DIMPLES!!! I want out of that tank NOW! When will my boaphile get here?!?!?!"
"Do I look fat from that angle, BE HONEST!"