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Top Ten Reasons why YOU should be in 8 Ball Chat tonight at 9pm EST

10. Chat tonight will feature the return of “the Adam” … after a total no show last week, “the Adam” will be back in full force … ranting, raving, and swearing like a sailor. “the Adam” feels the need to redeem himself for missing chat last week, because he was told that without “the Adam” there “the Chat” was “the G**!” … (if you’re a chat regular, I shouldn’t have to spell it out for you).

9. Jamie will probably not be there … that guy is “the annoying”.

8. The Swede will share his tips for picking up women via PM’s … that way we’ll all know what not to do if we ever want to score.

7. Susan and MeMe will cover fashion do’s and don’t’s for Dayton this summer … probably a lot of talk about being naked … stand by!

6. We’ll be playing “how many drinks Sarah?” as the night goes on … the person with the most correct guesses will drink for free all weekend in Daytona (prize courtesy of Glass Reptiles).

5. Cueball will be in chat posting more pictures of VPI’s snakes … oh goodie. (j/k qbert … you ROCK brother!)

4. We’ll have a special guest for tonight’s chat!!! …. David Hasselhoff will be there to hang out!

3. Idol is over, Lost is over … what are you going to watch? The travel channel? Give me a break, come to chat!!!

2. We’re going to be treated to out door grilling tips by Big Yellow! … He gave me a few on Saturday and this guy knows his stuff!!!!

And the number one reason why YOU should be in 8 Ball Chat tonight at 9pm EST …

1. “the Chat” would be “the Suck” if you didn’t make it!!!! (and did I mention Hasselhoff???)

8 Ball Chat … tonight at 9pm EST … http://chat.8ballpythons.com … be there or as always MeMe will get you! (and if you do make it to chat and request it, she'll get you anyway)

Disclaimer: 8 Ball Chat is not associated, affliated, or any other “ated” with www.ball-pythons.net … they are two completely different things.

Disclaimer #2: Read the chat rules before joining … No one under 18 … No business names as your ID … and if you have thin skin and come to chat you’ll probably get your feelings hurt … it’s definitely not a chat that’s “right” for everyone … but if you have thick skin and like to good around, it’s a hella good time!

-adam