This lovely couple are engaged to be married and the date of the wedding will be whenever Rosie reaches 1500 grams, as Calypso only likes his women thick. Today, they went house hunting. Calypso wanted to stay home and make the dogs bark by rubbing up against the glass, but Rosie made him go. Awww, young love, makes you want to cry.


Rosie: So what do you think of this tub honey? 28 gal Sterilite, nice smooth bottom so our human can clean easy. Plenty of room do lock up if you know what i mean.
Calypso: That is if you ever LET ME lock up. Your always making excuses, "I'm in shed, i just ate, i'm too stressed right now."
Rosie: Oh really!? Well have fun sleeping outside the hide tonight!




Rosie: OH sweatheart, wouldnt that be a perfect corner to put like, a water bowl or something?
Calypso: As long as you quit knocking it over! The human always blames me for it.
Rosie: Well maybe if the idiot would put it where i wanted, i wouldnt have to try and move it everytime.




Rosie: CALYPSO! Can you please pay attention and stop starring at my tail!
Calypso: Oh.. whats that Rosie, I'm sorry i wasn't paying attention.




Rosie: So, how do you think we get the human to give us this tub.
Calypso: We'll do what we do everytime, give him a hard time with feeding and dont give in until he gives us what we want, think that we are stressed and the encloser is incorrect.


Just for justification, dont take the marriage jokes too seriously, cuz i dont house them together. Hope you like the pics!