In language arts we are learning about gross poems, and for those of you that dont know what it is, a gross poem is a gross poem. We had a contest of who could write the grossest poem, and what better to do than frozen thawed pinkies on feeding day? Here it is.

Frozen pinkies stuck together
Break apart like rusty leather
Pinkies in a microwave
Exploding like a tidal wave
Missing a pinkie from the bag
Stepping on it makes you gag
Rat guts smeared across the wall
Make me want to hurl breakfast, lunch, and all
As the snake creeps along
It strikes, leaving feet on tongs
Something squishy's in your cheek
Pulling out a pink foot makes you shriek