Why is it that all my snakes decide to deficate the day after I clean their enclosures?

LOL....every week....it is at least 2-3 of them after cleaning day..

this week it was both rainbow boas and the two coastals.....

Why is it that my monitors fill their water bowls with soil a half hour after I clean them out?

LMAO.....maybe they like dirty water? Keeping water bowls clean is freaking hard when they get dirty every 30 minutes....

Why is it that my snakes always seem to bite me when I am not paying attention?

....saying to themselves 'Thats what you get for turning your back to me!!"



Anyone else got some of those odd ball questions you ask yourselves when dealing with herps?......feel free to share