Well, the reviews are finally in! Check out what some people have been saying about my Smoking Cinnies!

"How Cuuuute!"... My Wife

"it looks like the light tent is working for you"... Adam Wysocki

"Ewwwww!! Can that kill you?!"... Co-worker

I'm offering this Sultan of Cin for $1,600 shipped. Payment plans, embarrassingly low offers that I will ignore, partial trades, full trades, and naughty emails from lovely ladies are always accepted.