What do you all do with your reptiles when you do go on vacation?

We had planned on going to Hot Springs Arkansas this year, first week of October. I have been asking around my friends and family, and not one single person is brave enough to watch our snakes.
I just can't fathom leaving them unchecked for a week. So many mornings I wake to find high humidity levels due to a massive peefest, or tumping a water bowl, or getting wads of newspaper in the water bowl. And some mornings the smell of poo about knocks me over, so I wouldn't want to leave a snake in there uncleaned for days.

Anyway, we've decided to cancel our trip and stay in Dallas doing stuff we don't normally do too often. We'll hit 6 Flags a couple of times, Ripley's Believe It or Not and Palace of Wax, Texas State Fair will be in town, etc.

So what arrangements do you all make? Or is it just fine to leave them alone for days at a time?