I always enjoy hearing other peoples follies on the wonderful world of dating

So I will start...

I was around 19ish and dated the sister of a pal. This pal is a cool guy so surely his sister would be aswell. I meet this girl at one of our soccer games and we hit it off. By hit it off I mean she was a hottie and responded when I spoke to her I stumbled through asking her out on a date and she agreed. I get the super smooth idea that since girls love fast cars I will impress her by picking her up in my race car. Great idea right?? I follow the directions to her place no problem until the last TWO FREAKIN miles which is unpaved gravel and random potholes. Good thing I spent so much time making the car look perfect. I show up 10 minutes late after creeping along at a snails pace over the last couple of miles. She looks dashing, my mind is now back on track. We make it to the venue with some lively conversation about nothing. On par with the evening we bump into a recent ex g/f and her gal pal(that is the WORST). Everything is fine with minor chit chat until gal pal blurts out how she thinks I have taken a few steps back from my previous g/f. Excellent, not awkward at all We where at an outdoor concert and I had packed a lovely picnic dinner. While walking around, with the lovely picnic on the blanket, fire ants decided my dinner was fantastic. Opening up the dinner and trying to hold a conversation I ended up my fire ants all over my hand and was bit a bazillion times at least. Off to the concession stand for some boring food. Music was good. Drip drip...awww....perfect rain We hop back in the race car and sit in the parking lot waiting for people to figure out how to exit...tick tock. Sliding around on the last two miles of the trip back to her parents place, my car is a mess. It's super hot still although around 11pm in the evening. The home has no a/c. Play it cool Cue and you might still make a night of this. We sit in her room listening to vinyl records, this is 1998 mind you. I am super parched and in no shape to try and move in for a dry mouth kiss. I excuse myself to the bathroom for a sneak of water. Not to foil my plan. Turn the faucet and sulfur ridden water hits my lips. Wow...no more dry lips but my mouth now smells like rotten egg. I slink back into her room wondering how much I would pay for a stick of gum or something right about now. $100 minimum. I get back to her room to find her passed out on the floor with her cat's butt against the side of her face/mouth. Kissing her was not so important to me and I just left. Out in the middle of the woods with NO lights outside. Good thing I parked so far away and am terrified of the dark woods by myself. I make it to the car just before the wild beast from the woods was surely going to get me Stuck in the mud...how fitting. I sit there for half an hour wondering my best plan. I finally get the courage to get out and gather some rocks to put under the tires in order to get some traction and get going on my merry way. Yes! my trick worked and flying rocks knocked my passenger mirror clean off. I finally get home, take a shower and fall asleep. Never even heard from the girl again and my pal never said one single word to me about her. The WORST date EVER!!

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