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This song goes out to the mods and admins of Ball-Pythons.net. It's a clean rap song about bulletin boards...i hope you find it as humorous as I did.

http://www.rhymetorrents.com/disc2/O...0Moderator.mp3


Lyrics:

"I agree to accept the following terms and regulations put forth by the admnistrators of this community and blah blah blah... I accept."

Hey
Listen up newbie, we gotta get a few things straight
Who these people are, that can wait
This my board, my world, my space
I wrote every rule you gotta read 'em ok?
Cool, I guess that's in then we straight
And if you need something I'll be up kinda late
Like two, see that's when it gets bad
People start flaming and everybody's mad
That's when I gotta bust out the ban
Just me man, some of these people just can't stand
One another, so I gotta cover up a scandal
Nah dude I can't let you know my AIM handle

Drop it, I grab your IP and block it
If you can't stay on topic, you got it?
If I wanna lock it there's no way you can stop me
??? the cocky, the cubicle jockey

Obey the moderator, create a state of calm
Scan sentences and announce who's wrong
You are the troller, one week ban
I know your other screen name man
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs
Hook 'em up with handles and float all the threads
You are the liar, permanent ban
I (modified?) your password man

My sig's kinda big but it's tasteful
Might blink a bit, 80k, there's no way that I be wasteful
People get hate for the ???, it ain't new to me
It can get crazy, yeah in this community
Dude you gotta unlock your caps
Never argue ??? straight through the ???
Even then they never relax, it's all good
??? from six months back, still nobody budges
The worst? Hackers, scum of the earth
Attack us and ??? us we back up ???
But whatever, I got an upgrade up my sleeve
Trade off sleep for new security
That's part of the job I don't mind it
And if you break a rule better believe that I'll be the one to find it
I'm tracking down every last stupid kid account
I'm on my way to admin, there's never been a doubt

I see that you be new to the community and soon to be
In trouble if ???



Obey the moderator
creating a state of calm
Scan the sentences and announce who's wrong
you are a troller, one week ban
I know your other screen name man

Obey the moderator
I came into the ranks
Open up the panels and close all the threads
You are a liar, permanent ban
I'll modify your password man