This is a real question asked on another forum that I visit. I couldn't have made this question up if I'd tried:

My ball python pooped in the dishwasher. Does ths mean he is sick or stressed?

How do you respond to a question like this? Besides the obvious - why was your snake in the dishwasher? I was tempted to respond - "it depends - did he poop during the rinse or dry cycle?".