I'm not sure I buy into the whole "oh ho ho my wine is fancier then yours so I can charge an exorbitant amount for it". Then again, I don't drink very much and like you when I do it's not wine. Maybe my "palate" just isn't "sophisticated" enough...
Edit: I just googled it and apparently mad dog is wine... either way my point stands
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