k everybody, lets see how many jokes we can list...
Ill start. I read this one in a readers digest while my wife was getting a hair cut, and laughed pretty hard. I got some funny looks.

One day, shortly after being diagnosed with ADD, a child said this to his father:

Boy: "Dad, how many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Dad: "How many son?"
Boy: "Lets go ride bikes!"

:boo: :boo: :boo: