"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the

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> things you've started."

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> So, I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't

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> finished . . . and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a

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> bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild

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> Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

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> You have no idea how freakin good I feel . .

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> You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace !

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This was forwarded in an email to me.