I have a friendly ball python that I purchased as a future emotional support animal. Basically he can go out in public with me if I have the appropriate paperwork (let's not get into that). I don't want the leash to take my snake for a walk (slither?), but to lend some legitimacy to his career as a service animal. That, and it would probably comfort people to have the "scary snake" look "under control", even though I'm carrying him.
Unsurprisingly, they don't really make leashes for snakes. Other reptiles yes, snakes no. Do you think this might work as a harness of sorts? And of course if he absolutely hates it I would never force him to wear it, but he's a pretty chill snake.
Am I insane?