:| Well, hey everybody,
I felt the need to tell someone about the secret life I am leading....I am a closet herper....Now the apartment building that I am living in is sort of strict and I just bet the management would go nuts if they knew my bedroom is a veritable herp laboratory - but I am cunning you see and I have all my herps in my closet - I have totally restructured it to where I have all my snakes and heat lamps and equipment located and situated where I can just close my closet door and you would never know that I have all kinds of crazy snakes in there.

In fact my whole apartment is arranged this way so that in the event of a sudden intrusion by management or an unwelcome visit, there is nothing to lead anybody to believe that I am actually a snake nut. Man, it sucks but when you rent an apartment you gotta be prepared for this kind of $#@&* ...I am sure that anybody out there renting knows what I mean.You got no privacy ....... :x

What sucks is that I would LOVE to have a nice Green Tree Python setup in my living room as a display but that would be a bust....it frustrates me because I really want a Chondro.... :cry: :roll:

And I am paranoid too....I am out here in the big city of Los Angeles and I have heard that the police use thermal imaging systems in the Police helicopters to pick up the heat signatures from people growing pot in their closets...man my closet must seem like a green house because it is hot in there what with all my snakes set up ...... :shock:

Of course there is my little library of herpetological books on my dresser that might draw notice...hmmm.....hmmm.....

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